I launched into my speech, it took me a few seconds to realize that the only one listening was max (the dog) but at least he had the good manners to stop chewing the toilet brush and pay attention.

Sammi Carter
I launched into my speech, it took me a few...
I launched into my speech, it took me a few...
I launched into my speech, it took me a few...
I launched into my speech, it took me a few...
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One of the best things about having a dog is that one of them listens to you. Well, not every dog listens to every command, but Max does. He is trained to come when he hears his name being called. Max has also been trained to sit when he hears his name being called. The problem with Max is that sometimes he doesn’t hear his name being called, which means that he doesn’t stop chewing the toilet brush.

Source: Chocolate Dipped Death

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